Ass in the Tub
Bhut Jolokia (Ghost Chili)
Bhut Jolokia (Ghost) Peppers, Carrots, Papayas, Lime Juice, Vinegar, Onions, Passion Fruit, Citric Acid, Garlic, Salt, Xanthan Gum.
Description:Official: "Legend has it that the Ghost Pepper or Bhut Jolokia is named so because it is so hot that your spirit or ghost leaves your body when you eat it... Yeah Right!
Well...Just ask Joe Chilihead about his encounter with this paranormal pod. He can attest to such a phenomenon.
At over one million Scoville Units, Ass in the Tub Ghost Pepper Sauce is guaranteed to burn Twice!"
The opinions expressed in these reviews are soley those of their author.
This is a legendary label. I would say I'm usually scared of ghosts but this label didn't frighten me as much as you might assume.
Looks thick I asked my girlfriend how she thought the sauce looked and she said she's down to clown. So I'm docking one point for trying to do stuff with my girl.
Smells of sulfur and the gates of hell. My eyes immediately got irritated and I had to put eye drops in but I had forgotten that a dab of it got on my finger when I opened the bottle. She my eye began to burn violently. 5/5
Tastes like if you licked a tire that just did donuts in a cotton candy factory. But instead of sweetness it'd be heat. But heat is kind of sweet isn't it, so... My biggest complaint is that the food overpowers the sauce. I usually prefer my sauce to be the star of the show. So I put a liberal amount in a bowl of noodle soup and it felt like I swallowed a chip sideways. 5/5
Have you ever went to the beach and put your feet in the boiling ocean, or submerged you entire forearm in boiling oil. you ever have your foot fall asleep and then fall down the stairs. It's like all that but in your mouth on your tongue. I really don't recommend for your bottom mouth definitely a top mouth kind of sauce.
In conclusion I think the sauce could use a little help. I originally bought it from the Dr.Oz show because he said it could reverse any vaccination and I can say it was just what the doctor ordered, if he ordered it on layaway with food stamps. I tested it on my dog and I tested my hamster. Their vaccines went away immediately. It was like a demon leaving their bodies. They each howled in pain as it did when I sat on the toilet after guzzling one of these bottles. My entire lower intestine is on fire. The janitor at my local highschool gave me this and said he made it himself. He begged me to review it. So here's your review sir good sauce